Friday, May 18, 2012

This blog is going to have mommy issues with all the neglect it's recieved

    Sorry for the long hiatus. It has been a bit crazy in the AZ yet I felt like I have had nothing to blog about. Here are a few bullet points of life lately.

    · The summer is coming. Dun dun dun. This is a scary time in Az, like winter in Game of Thrones but with more perspiration.
    · We have about a million birds in our back yard. Now this is a rough estimate but I don't think it’s far off. There was a dead bird was found in our pool this weekend and a couple days ago there was a dead bird in our hot tub. Now I don't want to point any fingers but I am pretty sure the pigeons are to blame. Now I am freaked out to go into the pool (and its 105 degrees!) because I am afraid I am going to contract the bird flu from the pool and create a pandemic a la Contagion. I am Gweneth Paltrow (that feels so good to say). My plan is to fill the pool with Purell.
    · Please check out this tumblr account. Don't ask any questions just do it. http://andrewslittleinstructions.tumblr.com/
    That’s all for now,  hopefully I will do better with the blogging now that it is over a hundred degrees and my will to go outside has seriously dwindled.